meCHURCH

I think I found the perfect theme for our next Servants' Retreat (NOT). Watch this video called meCHURCH.

PLEASE BE ADVISED: you should finish what you're drinking before watching this. I wouldn't want you to get pop on your computer screen.

The Christmas Cookie or "That's where those 4 lbs. came from"

A tradition we have in our family every Christmas is decorating Christmas cookies. The girls have a great time and we generally trash the entire kitchen. I was voted messiest cook by my family. This year was especially fun because Daddy was home to help us. He is usually stuck at the Mall at Christmas time. What a blessing to have him home!

The Lion, the Witch, and the Turkish Delight

My wife and I wrestled with whether or not to take our kids to see Disney's latest release, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. We were worried that they might have nightmares after seeing some of the scary images. After checking it out at screenit.com, we decided to go ahead and take them. We thought that with the right preparation and discussion afterward, they would benefit from the overall experience. That did turn out to be the case with our kids. No nightmares and a good reference point for helping them understand the gospel.

I took a look around the web to see what Christians were saying about the whole thing. The majority of reviews were good. There was one site, however, that claimed that C.S. Lewis wrote the popular series to teach children how to worship pagan deities and eventually turn them to Satanism. Oookaaay!?

There was a really good review called The Success of C. S. Lewis in The Chronicles of Narnia by Amber Cowart on a C.S. Lewis fan site that included a letter from Lewis to a young reader:

In The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, the fifth book of the series, Aslan tells the children that although they must return to their own world, they can find him there also (Hooper 123). Aslan says, "There I have another name. You must learn to know me by that name. This was the very reason why you were brought to Narnia, that by knowing me here for a little, you may know me better there" (Hooper 123). Some of Lewis' readers wonder what the significance of this statement is and begin to search for Aslan here on earth. Hila, an eleven year old girl from the United States asked Lewis what Aslan's name is in this world (Dorsett 31-32). His response was this:

As to Aslan's other name, well I want you to guess. Has there never been anyone in this world who (1.) Arrived at the same time as Father Christmas. (2.) Said he was the son of the great Emperor. (3.) gave himself up for someone else's fault to be jeered at and killed by wicked people. (4.) Came to life again. (5.) Is sometimes spoken of as a Lamb.... Don't you really know His name in this world. Think it over and let me know your answer! (Dorsett 32)

When Lewis' readers find Aslan in the real world, they will find out that his true name is Jesus Christ.

In the story, one of the brothers, Edmund, turns on the others in exchange for some "sweeties" as they call them. Specifically, he turns traitor for a sweet called Turkish delight. Oddly enough, the next day, one of my advertisers gave me a box of these same unusual candies for me and my family. I liked them, but Julie and the girls had an experience similar to this account I found while looking up the recipe for this exotic treat:

In The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Edmund Pevensie gobbled up several pounds of this treat in one sitting and clamored for more. The evil White Witch, Jadis, had magicked it up to win his fealty. As a child in Indiana, I hadn't realized that the confection actually existed. (Nor did I think that "wardrobes" existed anymore—surely, I reasoned, British people had closets by now.) I thought C.S. Lewis had invented it, knowing how much more vivid an imagined pleasure can be than a real one. But I loved to think about what it must taste like. I thought it would be crumbly and buttery and warm, like shortbread with walnuts, just out of the oven, with a rich, molten filling inside. "Each piece was sweet and light to the very center and Edmund had never tasted anything more delicious," Lewis wrote.

And so, with anticipation, I took a bite of the Turkish Delight. And a second later, spat it into my hand. It tasted like soap rolled in plaster dust, or like a lump of Renuzit air freshener: The texture was both waxy and filling-looseningly chewy. This … this? ... was the sweetmeat that led Edmund to betray his siblings and doomed Aslan to death on a stone slab? Watching the movie last week, I cringed watching Edmund push piece after squidgy red piece into his drooling mouth, shuddering to think that children in theaters everywhere were bound to start yammering for the candy and that on Christmas morning or Hanukkah nights, their faces would crumple with disappointment as their teeth sank into the vile jelly they had thought they wanted.

Funny, isn't it? The girls have decided they would like to work the Narnia series into our bedtime reading schedule. I hope they like it more than they did the Turkish Delights.

A Different Christmas

This was an unusual Christmas for our family. It was my first
Christmas of not working in a retail environment for over 11 years.
My kids, the oldest being only eight, think it's cool that I don't
have to work extra hours around Christmas this year. In fact, things
are a little slower than normal this week. I had forgotten how nice
it is to have a Christmas Eve not worried about an emergency at the
store or working to get in that last sale before the returns start
coming in.

This Christmas also fell on a Sunday. It was different; taking a
break in our usual traditions to go to church. My wife and I were a
little thrown off by it, but the kids seemed to adapt quite well...
except for Emma right before church. I don't think I'll ever care to
blog about that! :-) The bottom line is, what better way to teach our
children that Christmas is not supposed to be the commercialized
materialism-fest that it has become than by stopping in the middle of
our usual Christmas morning traditions to go to Worship the Savior
whose birth we claim we are celebrating? It was a good change.

The Author of Salvation took on flesh …

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And God saw all that He had made, and behold, it was very good. But, through one man sin entered into the world, and death through sin, and so death spread to all men, because all sinned.

It was fitting for Him, for whom are all things, and through whom are all things, in bringing many sons to glory, to perfect the author of their salvation through sufferings.

Therefore, since the children share in flesh and blood, He Himself likewise also partook of the same, that through death He might render powerless him who had the power of death, that is, the devil, and might free those who through fear of death were subject to slavery all their lives.

We rejoice that in our Creator and Savior, we have redemption through His blood, the forgiveness of our trespasses, according to the riches of His grace.

– Genesis 1:1, 31; Romans 5:12; Hebrews 2:10, 14, 15; Ephesians 1:7

Pushy Sales People

Today is Thursday. Every Thursday I begin my day with a 7:00 a.m. Networking Group meeting in Dearborn. Woooo Hoooo! I love networking at dawn! Not really. But it's good for business, so I do it. Well, today I was invited to attend a competing networking group's meeting right after my normal meeting. I stopped in out of curiosity. They also have their meeting at the local coffee shop where I usually go to do email right after my meeting. I was going to be there anyway.

There were only five people there; they are trying to begin a new chapter here in Dearborn. Right away, and several times during the meeting, this group talked disparagingly about the group to which I already belong. My groups has 32 members. I received enough referrals in my first two visits to pay for five years of membership dues. They picked a bad strategy for trying to win me to their group.

I explained that I already belong to this other group and as a part of my membership agreement, I cannot belong to another group like it (the group works if you belong to because you all loyally refer business to one another). They just kept pushing. I'm a really easy going guy, but it kinda made me angry. I felt like I was getting Amway'ed. Some of you know what I mean by that. During my nine years at FranklinCovey , I frequently had Amway distributors try to recruit me, especially when they learned that I attended a large church. Bottom Line: I was reminded that graciously taking no for an answer is the way to go when I'm selling my business. I may not win the sale, but I maintain my reputation. In the long run, that has to be good for business.

Taco Town!!!

You'll be rolling on the floor when you see this one.

AiG

If you know me, you know that one of my favorite topics is creationism. I'm facinated with God's power and wisdom displayed in His creation. If you haven't been to the new Answers in Gensis website lately, you're missing out on a great resource. I don't care what your question about the Bible and science is, you'll find the answer there (fast and easy). Check it out for yourself and mark it in your browser. It's such a good tool to help you be ready to give an answer for the hope you have in Christ.

This is Hysterical!

I have been wasting time finding funny videos. Here's a great one.

Ah, The 80's

This like totally made me crack up!

You grew up in the 80's if

1. You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “SIKE”
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the “Fresh Prince of Belair” and can do the
“Carlton”.
4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy.
5 You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start
a club of your own.
6. You owned those lil’ Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
7. You know that “WOAH ” comes from Joey on Blossom
8. Two words: Hammer Pants
9. If you ever watched “Fraggle Rock”
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars… and “spokey-dokes” or
playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect
11. You can sing the entire theme song to “DuckTales ” (Woo ooh!)
12. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch
cartoons.
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
14. You saw the original “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ” on the big
screen…and still know the turtles names.
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class
at school.
16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your !
shirt in a knot on the side.
17. You played the game “MASH ” (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
18. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.
19. L.A. Gear….need I say more?
20. You wanted to change your name to “JEM ” in Kindergarten.(She’s
truly outrageous.)
21. You remember reading “Tales of a fourth grade nothing” and all the
Ramona books.
22. You know the profound meaning of “WAX ON, WAX OFF”
23. You wanted to be a Goonie.
24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us…head-to-toe)
25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose
fell off and his cheeks shifted.
26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
27. You took lunch boxes to school… and traded Garbage Pail kids in
the schoolyard.
28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
29. You still get the urge to say “NOT ” after every sentence.
30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.
31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.
32. You thought She-ra (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should hook up.
33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because y! o u
exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.
34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes. (and like 24 .. probably in
neon colors, too)
35. After you saw Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure you kept saying “I know you
are, but what am I?”
36. You remember “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”
37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline
skates.
38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.
39. You have ever played with a Skip-It
40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.
41. You’ve gone through this nodding your head in agreement or shaking
your head in embarassed memories.
42. You remember Popples.
43. “Don’t worry, be happy”
44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top
Reeboks.
45. You wore socks scrunched down (and sometimes still do… getting
yelled at by “younger hip” members of the family)
46. You remember boom boxes. . and walking around with one on your
shoulder like you were all that.
47. You remember watching both “Gremlins ” movies.
48. You know what it meant to say “Care Bear Stare!!”
49. You remember watching “Rainbow Bright” and “My Little Pony Tales”
50. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot.
51. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
52. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.. and don’t
even flinch when people refer to them as “NKOTB”.
53. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on “Saved
By The Bell,” The ORIGINAL class.
54. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.
55. You just sang those words to yourself.
56. You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.
57. Homemade Levi shorts.. (the shorter the better)
58. You remember when mullets were cool!
59. You had a mullet!
60. You still sing “We are the World”
61. You tight rolled your jeans.
62. You owned a bannana clip.
63. You remember “Where’s the Beef?”
64. You used to (and probably still do) say “What you talkin’ bout Willis?”
65. You had big hair and you knew how to use it.
66. You’re still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren’t you!!!

Bye-Bye Big Mac

My wife just finished watching Super Size Me. I don't think we're going to McDonald's ever again. I guess I'll live. I just hope she doesn't try to get me to go vegan! :-)